Kozy Kar Bar

Bar
$ $
1548 Polk St (at Sacramento St)
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 346-5699
Monday
7:00pm - 2:00am
Tuesday
7:00pm - 2:00am
Wednesday
7:00pm - 2:00am
Thursday
7:00pm - 2:00am
Friday
7:00pm - 2:00am
Saturday
7:00pm - 2:00am
Sunday
7:00pm - 2:00am

Tips

  • FYI No Porn on Fridays. Just thought you should know.
  • It's like getting into a van with a stranger with candy. Your mother would be so disappointed.
  • This unabashedly kitschy dive's styled after custom vans of the 70s/early 80s, with booths that rock shag carpets, mirrored ceilings, WATER BEDS, and working CB radios.
  • 80's porn splashed all over the place, how can you not like
  • No amount of showers or hand sanitizer will truly cleanse you of this place. You've been warned.
  • Porno, alcohol and a water bed. That is all
  • WATERBED! DO IT!
  • Dirty, Grimy, Randomly Hilarious Bar. Great for a weeknight with nothing to do, bar hop blues, and an 80's music itch. Me+3 found it on a Tues night completely empty & awesome music. Weekends= Crowded
  • Beware the waterbed. Who knows what some people have done back there. Also, you MUST hang out on the waterbed. So much fun.
  • Still the best bartenders, still the vintage porn, still the cheesy music and forever a trashy good time. You may be offered cocaine. No draft but I don't care. I love this place.
  • The action goes down on the water bed just off the dance floor. Watch old school porn clips while sipping on a Fernet & soda.
  • Spencer and Autumn are two of the greatest bartenders on Polk. This bar is not for the prude or easily offended.
  • We sat down on 2 sets of bucket seats and shortly later realized we were shortly rotating. This place rules
  • Watch out for the waterbeds there have been a few Porns shot on them and in the bar
  • This is a fantastic bar. If you dont like it, please sod off.
  • There's no getting around it - it's a porno bar, and that makes it not for everyone, but there is some unbelievable 70s kitsch in here.
  • Unique bar in the centre of the city. Theres fun to be had
  • Unique booths, we were in a hot tub while porn videos were playing on a screen above us
  • Disgusting bar that smells and looks/feels dirty. You will want to take a shower after visiting. The fact that they have porn on the tv's and on the floors and the booths are unique doesn't help.
  • Dive. Water beds. Eccentric. Watch out for the porn

Nearby places

1621 Polk St (btwn Clay & Sacramento St)
1548 California St (btwn Polk & Larkin St)
1237 Polk St (at Bush St)