Cross Eyed Seagull

Row 1

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19151 Stone Oak Parkway, Suite 206 (Huebner)
San Antonio, TX 78258
(210) 545-3440

Foursquare Tips

  • One might think, based on the name, that this is a facility specializing in optometry for birds. It's actually a bar, but my near-sighted Macaw and I made the most of the situation.
  • Do NOT order an LBB shot from Butler. Though lovable, the man is an f-ing sociopath.
  • 'Come' here and ask/look at/for John! He is an absolute Adonis! Tip him 'Handsomely' & you will be 'taken care of.' The Gods have smiled kindly upon this man. P.S. - You'll forget about the smell ;-)
  • Go to the bar upstairssss
  • For all the dumb bitches...
  • Don't go here! Smells like vomit
  • Best tip, don't come here. The bar stanks of puke and popcorn. Plus the service just flat sucks
  • Moose Knuckle Monday! MKM for those in the know. ask for the elbow of love.
  • This is our Sunday funday hot spot!