Cross Eyed Seagull

$ $
19151 Stone Oak Parkway, Suite 206 (Huebner)
San Antonio, TX 78258
(210) 545-3440



  • One might think, based on the name, that this is a facility specializing in optometry for birds. It's actually a bar, but my near-sighted Macaw and I made the most of the situation.
  • Do NOT order an LBB shot from Butler. Though lovable, the man is an f-ing sociopath.
  • Go to the bar upstairssss
  • Don't go here! Smells like vomit
  • Moose Knuckle Monday! MKM for those in the know. ask for the elbow of love.
  • For all the dumb bitches...
  • Best tip, don't come here. The bar stanks of puke and popcorn. Plus the service just flat sucks
  • This is our Sunday funday hot spot!

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20626 Stone Oak Pkwy
19179 Blanco Rd (Huebner Rd.)
21025 Encino Commons #111 (near Evans Rd & Hwy 281)