Gay Bar, Nightclub, Strip Club
$ $
1824 Half St SW (at T St SW)
Washington, DC 20024
(202) 863-0670


  • Check out www.secretsdc.com for the secret passphrase & get in for free.
  • It's like the Smithsonian of penises.
  • I told you don't let me spend more than $300 gawd damn it
  • It's fun, but it really is in your face penis
  • It's a sausage fest if that's what you like..lol
  • You know you're on too many social media sites is when one of the dancers recognizes you from your avatar in person.
  • It's all cock rings from here on out.
  • See the penises.
  • Gay equivalent of a Cinnabon
  • John and Eddie are the best bartenders! The dancers are hot, hot, hot!! Tip generously!
  • This is 21+ and if youre a girl, you must have a male escort in order to come in.
  • You should NEVER drink and drive, but if you do, don't do it leaving here. SE DC cops are abundant.
  • t's fun, just don't go here expecting to find Mr. Right, or even Mr. Right Now. The people here are all for the, ahem, entertainment.
  • Pay careful attention to the parking signs nearby. Despite the late hours of operation and somewhat remote location, police DO enforce parking regulations in the area at all times.
  • A whole cast of female illusionists at Ziegfield's and the chorus of all nude male dancers at Secrets are the draw at this two-level entertainment venue
  • Try the drag show downstairs.
  • Some things don't change, girls in gay bars
  • Dat some roast beef!
  • Go to a place where they respect you.
  • o.m.g.

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