Gay Bar, Nightclub, Strip Club
- Check out www.secretsdc.com for the secret passphrase & get in for free.
- It's like the Smithsonian of penises.
- I told you don't let me spend more than $300 gawd damn it
- It's fun, but it really is in your face penis
- It's a sausage fest if that's what you like..lol
- You know you're on too many social media sites is when one of the dancers recognizes you from your avatar in person.
- It's all cock rings from here on out.
- See the penises.
- Gay equivalent of a Cinnabon
- John and Eddie are the best bartenders! The dancers are hot, hot, hot!! Tip generously!
- This is 21+ and if youre a girl, you must have a male escort in order to come in.
- You should NEVER drink and drive, but if you do, don't do it leaving here. SE DC cops are abundant.
- t's fun, just don't go here expecting to find Mr. Right, or even Mr. Right Now. The people here are all for the, ahem, entertainment.
- Pay careful attention to the parking signs nearby. Despite the late hours of operation and somewhat remote location, police DO enforce parking regulations in the area at all times.
- A whole cast of female illusionists at Ziegfield's and the chorus of all nude male dancers at Secrets are the draw at this two-level entertainment venue
- Try the drag show downstairs.
- Some things don't change, girls in gay bars
- Dat some roast beef!
- Go to a place where they respect you.