F&M Patio Bar

4841 Tchoupitoulas St (at Lyons St.)
New Orleans, LA 70115
(504) 895-6784
7:00pm - 4:00am
7:00pm - 4:00am
7:00pm - 4:00am
7:00pm - 4:00am
7:00pm - 5:30am
7:00pm - 5:30am
7:00pm - 4:00am

The only complaint locals seem to have about this dive bar is that the bathroom should get an udpdate. Other than that, it's perfect for cheap beer and people watching.



  • If you don't have a vagina. Don't dance on the pool table.
  • I will be mayor someday!!!!
  • Do the photo booth with a hottie ;) & try to hold back from drunk munching on those cheese fries! - McKenzie, Real World: New Orleans
  • Be very careful. This place may look like a dive, but it is a time machine in disguise. No matter what time you get there, you end up leaving around 6ish w/o even realizing it.
  • Chee$e Frie$
  • Gambit's Top Bars 2012 - 3 a.m. bars
  • Jonathan is the best bartender in the world.
  • Best cheese fries you won't remember eating
  • Tarv B. is the F&m's legend
  • Mistakes can always can be made. Can you correct them?
  • Tarv B.
  • Back for grinding. Front for magnificence.
  • Best cheese fries you won't remember eating
  • Get the cheese fries
  • Cheese fries.
  • Cheap drinks
  • Cheese fries!!!
  • Needs A/C...
  • I'm so fucked up.
  • Uhh best cheese fries I've ever had yea

Nearby places

530 Lyons St (at Annunciation St.)
7612 Oak St (at Hillary St.)
961 Saint Mary St (at Hastings Pl)