Dick's Last Resort

American, Bar
$ $
315 N Dearborn St (at Marina Towers)
Chicago, IL 60654
(312) 836-7870
11:00am - 12:00am
11:00am - 12:00am
11:00am - 12:00am
11:00am - 2:00am
11:00am - 2:00am
11:00am - 12:00am



  • Have thick skin.
  • Tacky, rude, and delightful
  • Don't take it personally..
  • nice river view, lots of dicks.
  • Never ask for no tomatoes. They bring you extra.
  • They also have 45 oz #Margaritas
  • Yummy as always and fun too of course.
  • Dan L. Is THE best hat maker here. The things that guy comes up with...man...make sure you don't leave without a hat made by Dan
  • Wow what a place, enjoy the friendly banter with the waitresses. Get your hilarious hat made for you, example one guys hat "I like to blow bubbles" other guys hat "Hi I'm bubbles". Hilarious!
  • This place has such a fun atmosphere and the employees are fuckin' awesome!
  • Bring your most uptight friend here and enjoy the entertainment.
  • The service is excellent & RUDE!!! Love it...
  • Great atmosphere. The waiters make the dining experience a fun one. Wear your hat with pride...until you read it.
  • I mean, whatever.
  • Ah! Best crab cakes I've ever had !!!
  • The hats they give everyone are hilarious!
  • Best crab cakes I've ever had.
  • Dick's help me beat Anorexia
  • DO NOT SIT OUTSIDE! We made this mistake and completely regret it. All the experience that makes this restaurant unique happens inside. Otherwise youre just paying for overpriced food and nothing else
  • Make sure to sit on the inside if you want one of their famous hats.

Nearby places

329 N Dearborn St (btwn Kinzie St & Wacker Dr)
33 W Kinzie St (at Dearborn St)
26 W Hubbard St (at State St)