La Merde Lounge

$ $
301 SE Morrison St (at SE 3rd St)
Portland, OR 97214
(503) 234-1324


  • Eat the food next door then take your partner home and make sloppy love and cuddle.
  • La Merde is a quiet adults-only escape from the often rowdy Montage, that said, unless you're eating at Montage, there's really no reason to come here.
  • Melissa makes a mean Sazerac. Tip well.
  • trivia Thursdays
  • Ham and Cheddar Mac is awesome! Friendliest bar staff in town. Tip well.
  • One of the best Happy Hours in PDX.'s really only an hour. 5pm to 6pm.
  • Forget Montage and walk back here for the same food with a much nicer atmosphere and a noise level that allows for actual conversation.
  • Order the 'Sad Dad'. It's a shot of whiskey and a Ranier for $5. It's the quickest way to get in the Boy Fight frame of mind.
  • There is a definite air of erudition at La Merde, the dormlike lounge adjacent to Le Bistro Montage where customers pore over boxes of Trivial Pursuit questions...
  • It is ok, staff kind of unflexible on requests.
  • Cool. Monday is 1/2 price wine... Bottle of Shiraz-Cab for 8 bucks. Good happy hr.

Nearby places

736 SE Grand Ave (at SE Morrison St)