9 Things That Are Flavored Like Birthday Cake, And We Can't Imagine Why

We love birthday cake. There is no better way to celebrate turning one year older than with a layered, Funfetti-filled, super sugary birthday cake. We're also incredibly happy to indulge in our favorite childhood flavors all year round, thanks to the wonderful invention of birthday cake waffles, Funfetti milkshakes, and sprinkle-filled croissants. However, we have gradually been made aware that it is easy to take this obsession with the flavors and colors of birthday cake way too far. These nine birthday cake-flavored foods and drinks demonstrate companies and cooks overstepping the line of tasty and desirable Funfetti treats and entering into the territory of totally unappealing, nauseating creations.

Birthday Cake Batter Dip

Transforming birthday cake batter into a dip for cookies and fruit is one food creation we simply can't wrap our heads around.

Birthday Cake Jell-O Pudding

Birthday cake and Jell-O may have both been regular features at our birthday parties when we were kids, but we have no desire to eat a single mouthful of this Funfetti fusion jelly.

Birthday Cake Popcorn

Birthday cake should be spongey, sugary, light, and fluffy — not hard and crunchy and overflowing from a bucket in a dark movie theater.

Birthday Cake Protein Powder

We definitely want our post work-out protein shake to be as tasty as possible, but trying to make it taste like birthday cake is just asking for a disappointment.

Birthday Cake Tea

No matter how much we love sprinkles, we are 100 percent certain that we never want them floating around in a mug of rooibos tea.

Birthday Cake Vodka

Pairing vodka and birthday cake doesn't even sound like an appealing food and drink combination: They should definitely be kept much further apart than being combined in the same bottle as one vodka company has made happen.

Birthday Cake Wine

We don't even know where to start with trying to comprehend or explain how abominable this creation is. Let's just pretend that this awful flavored wine never ever existed.

Birthday Cake Yogurt

We do love birthday cake, but eating it for breakfast on a regular weekday, when it has been transformed into a creamy, smooth yogurt, is a step too far.

Chex Funfetti Cake Batter Buddies

Crunchy Chex cereal coated in Funfetti cake mix and left to stick together sounds like the crunchiest, most bizarre, and unappetizing way to eat birthday cake we've ever heard of.