Kitchen Tools


Do You Own the Most Useless Kitchen Tools Ever Invented?

Seriously, what’s wrong with a knife?

For those of you who are not gifted with genius knife skills, who spend every day stressed out because you fail to evenly spread butter on your bagel, because you always cut your finger open slicing a banana, or because you’re struggling to cut your ripe avocado in half, you no longer need to panic.

 These totally, hilariously, wonderfully useless kitchen tools are here to save you from your pathetic plight.
Avocado Slicer


3-in-1 Avocado Slicer

I wasn’t aware that we were having issues eating avocadoes, but apparently I was wrong. For those of you who struggle to prepare an avocado, this 3-in-1 slicer is here to help you cut it in half, scoop out the pit, and slice it up. Apparently, I need this nifty tool to do everything I was managing to do just fine with a knife.

Banana Slicer

Banana Slicer

I can honestly say I have never, when slicing a banana onto my yogurt in the morning, thought about it as an arduous task. But now I’m being forced to rethink every second I’ve ever spent chopping up a banana thanks to this hilarious banana slicer.

Butter Spreader

Butter Spreader

For all of you who have ever had problems spreading butter on your toast, your corn, or melting it in your skillets, your troubles are finally over. Apparently, this butter-spreader gadget “spreads and stores a cube of butter easily,” because spreading and storing butter had been one of our worst life problems up until today.

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