11 SkyMall Food Gadgets You Don’t Need Slideshow
Tugo Drink Holder, $29.99 (set of 3)
It may be "an extra hand for your drink," but we don’t see a spill-proof guarantee.
Pickle/Salad/Cupcake Floss, $14.95
Because who can resist that fresh gherkin aroma?
Knuckle Meat Pounder, $12.95
Now that you mention it, we’ve been wondering what we could do with those brass knuckles…
Pongo Bongo Beer Pong Table, $64.99
Speaks for itself: "Beverage pong is a very popular game these days… kids love carnival games and will play Pongo Bongo for hours."
Brandy Warmer Four-Piece Gift Set, $29.95
Obviously an essential accessory for every brandy drinker.
USB Cup Warmer with Four-Port Hub, $11.99
"You'll be able to keep your drink warm and a safe distance away from your valuable computer with the USB Powered Beverage Warmer's 56 inch long USB cable." A 56-inch long cable?! That’s a relief since we really try to keep liquids away from electronics… wait…
Princess Leia Bikini Apron, priceless
But really, what else would you wear in the kitchen?
Nano-UV Wand, $159.99
Continuing with the Star Wars theme…
Napkin Clip, $800
Yeah, this photo was actually taken at her local dentist’s office. The clip is also "ideal for dining out."
Lobster Gram Dinner for Four, $161.95
Because SkyMall mail-order lobster is obviously "the perfect gift for the lobster purist."
Bib Buddy Travel Bib, $19.99
"No more chasing after thrown bottles and having to wash them all over again!" — never mind their airway…