Want To Have An Insanely Expensive Birthday Party?

Francesca Borgognone |

For some people, birthdays are a big deal.

You know, those friends of yours whose birthdays span a week or a month — we're talking about those people. What do you get, however, when you cross the birthday-obsessed with the affluent? An insanely expensive birthday party, that's what. Renowned hotelier, Robert "Toshi" Chan, owner of New York City's Flatiron Hotel, is obviously one of these people, since he has created birthday packages fit for kings at his hotel.

Host an over-the-top birthday bash at Toshi's Living Room & Penthouse complete with massages, New York Giants tickets, a personal sushi chef, and a ride in a '65 Cadillac Deville — and that's not even all of it.

Although we're can't imagine why you'd bypass this ridiculous package for something less extravagant, for those of you who are more modest in your birthday plans, the Preening and Strutting packages don't feature 10 pounds of Alaskan king crab, but they'll do.

Take a look at these party packages:

Preening: All-inclusive, $95 per person, plus tax and tip.
Includes:

  • Bottle of champagne with fireworks delivery
  • Happy birthday sung by band
  • Dessert from menu with candle, standard server

Strutting: All-inclusive, $195 per person, plus tax and tip. 
Includes:

  • Premium bottle of French champagne
  • Personalized cocktail created by mixologist
  • Custom cake
  • Premium sofa section

 

Pimping: $8,000 per person, plus tax and tip. 
Includes:

  • Premium bottle of French champagne
  • Personalized cocktail created by mixologist
  • Original birthday song played by Toshi's band
  • Choreographed original dance with a corps of beautiful professional Broadway dancers (gender optional)
  • Premium sofa section
  • Toshi's private sushi chef prepares fresh sushi at table-side
  • Fresh 10-pound Alaskan king crab (flown in live from Alaska) prepared with garlic and fresh butter over a bed of pasta
  • Overnight stay in Toshi's Penthouse
  • Chauffeured ride door-to-door in Toshi's classic Cadillac Deville '65 convertible or Ford Galaxie '66
  • Four premium New York Jets or New York Giants football tickets (in-season only)
  • Full-body massage, facial, reflexology, and aromatherapy treatments in Toshi's Penthouse for all members of the group
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