French Internet Horrified by Improperly Cut Cheese
Camembert is a soft, round cheese which should properly be cut in small wedges from the center of the cheese wheel. MajinJack’s mother appeared to have sliced hers so it looked more like a big L than like Pac-Man, and the French users of Reddit were not having it.
“There’s cause for a loss of nationality there,” one said, according to The Local’s Rose Trigg.
“We’ve guillotined people for less than that,” another said.
Still a third suggested MajinJack take legal custody of the Camembert, because it was clearly being mistreated in her hands.
MajinJack says he doesn’t dare confront his mother about her cheese-cutting error, so she isn’t likely to reform her ways any time soon.