Meat District Co.: Eat Away The Pain

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Meat District Co.
69 North Raymond Avenue
Pasadena, CA 91103
(626) 765-9902
www.meatdistrictco.com

Breakups suck.

To quote Old School, "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "

Don't worry: if this is what happened to you (or something a little more typical and a little less dramatic) we have a solution to get you through it and back on your feet (although chances are you're still going to hate magic shows forever).

What's our solution?

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Eat the pain away at Meat District Co., the brand new Pasadena paradise that serves the manliest comfort food to ever grace mankind: ribs, burgers and beer. More specifically, they serve the biggest, meatiest, manliest ribs, burgers and beer that you will ever consume. We're not kidding; the ribs on the menu range in size from 18 oz. to 45 oz., and the burgers are all a whopping half pound each and are made from pure, all natural ground beef (They also have those weird salad things too, if you're like not feeling up to eating pounds and pounds of meat or something. Wimp).

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Go ahead and order the ribs, burger and beer. In fact, more specifically order the 25 oz. Jumbo Pork Ribs, the ½ pound South Western Burger, and a pint of your favorite brew. Yes, get all three. Keep ordering said ribs and burgers and drink said beer until you either vomit or forget about your now ex-girlfriend, stop after whichever one happens first.

Repeat until you've either gained 40 pounds or have a new girlfriend.

You're welcome.

By Stephanie Hartmann