When the bride requested a woodland, ethereal cake she probably wasn’t expecting this. This sad cake looks like poorly built Lincoln Logs.
Granted, this cake at one time was meant to look like three shiny black tires for an even possibly uglier cake, but this strange cake just sort defines the notion of a sad wedding cake.
Well. This cake is just a sheet of sad. The only way this cake would ever be acceptable is if the happy couple were heading to a gardening expo post nuptials.
The glass slipper topper definitely doesn’t make it a fairytale wedding cake.
This cake looks like it was celebrating alongside the wedding guests.
The Wicked Witch of the West melted with more grace than this sad cake.
Someone attempted to get fancy. They did it wrong.
We are fairly certain a tsunami hit this cake.
...But do you promise to never bake a cake again?
Hopefully during those three days, someone will teach you how to decorate a cake properly.