Belly Laughs Slideshow

Why does a Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast?


Un oeuf is enough.

A pork chop walks into a bar and orders a beer...


The bartender looks up and says, "Sorry, we don't serve food 

Our Favorite Ethnic (Food) Joke


An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Nigerian, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, an Ethiopian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Senegalese, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, a Ghanian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Mauritanian, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, a Kenyan, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tanzanian, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, a Liberian, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a South African, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant …

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', scrutinizing the group one by one as he stops them from entering, "You can't come in here without a Thai."

Did you hear about the restaurant in outer space?


Great food, but no atmosphere.

Two cannibals are eating a clown...


"Hey," says one to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"

A man about to be married confides to his best friend that he isn't sure he'll be up to the demands his bride might make of him in the bedroom on their wedding night...


"Eat a dozen oysters at the reception," his friend replies, "and you'll be fine." The day after the wedding, the friend calls the bridegroom and asks, "Well, how did it go?" "So-so," the man replies. "I ate a dozen oysters, like you told me, but only six of them worked."

A pineapple, a shrimp, and a cauliflower were in a terrible automobile accident...


The pineapple and the shrimp are OK, but the cauliflower is a vegetable.

A man walks down the street with a banana sticking in each ear...


A passerby motions him aside and says, "Do you know you've got a banana sticking in each ear?" "What?" the first man replies. "You've got a banana sticking in each year." "WHAT?" "I SAID YOU'VE GOT A BANANA STICKING IN EACH EAR." The first man takes the bananas out of his ears, smiles, and says, "I'm sorry, I couldn't really hear you. I had a banana sticking in each ear."

A man looks down at his soup bowl in a restaurant and sees a fly in it. "Waiter," he says, "what's this fly doing in my soup?"


The waiter peers closely, then replies, "Off hand, I'd say he's doing the backstroke."