12 Outrageous Pet Foods Slideshow

Cake in a Jar for Dogs — Blissful Biscuits

Blissful Biscuits offers a full line of homemade, all-vegetarian dog treats. Undoubtedly the most outrageous item they make is a ready-to-eat apple-flavored cake baked especially for dogs that comes vacuum-sealed in a jar. They’ll ship you a package anywhere in the United States.

Elegant Medleys Wild Salmon and Egg Soufflé with Garden Greens — Fancy Feast

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All right, so wild salmon cat food doesn’t seem that out there — cats love fish and pet owners love giving their pets high-quality food. But egg soufflé and garden greens? It’s hard to imagine that either of those items would hold up very well in a can. 

Cannoli — Annie’s Pooch Pops

For the canine with a love for Italian pastries, Annie’s Pooch Pops offers peanut butter cannolis (complete with mini carob chips on the outside instead of chocolate chips, so they’re safe for dogs to eat).

Captain’s Catch with Crab Savory Pate — Whiskas

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First of all, what does Captain’s Catch really mean in this case? Second of all, what kind of cat is dining on savory crab pate? 

Doggie Cupcakes — Sprinkles Cupcakes

The ultra-popular and ever-expanding Sprinkles Cupcakes chain offers doggie cupcakes, which are sugar-free cakes topped with a yogurt "frosting." 

Elegant Medleys White Meat Chicken Florentine with Garden Greens in a Delicate Sauce — Fancy Feast

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Feed this to your cat after they’ve had a long day and yearn to escape to Florence for a relaxing vacation. Plus, what kind of elegant animal would want all of their meals served in a delicate sauce?

Ice Cream Scoops — Chewy’s Rawhide Shoppe

Chewy’s Rawhide Shoppe sells a wide variety of dessert treats for dogs, such as ice cream scoops. They come complete with "sprinkles" in a savory chicken flavor and help reduce plaque and tartar build up. 

French Fries — Annie’s Pooch Pops

If you get to indulge in a serving of french fries every once in a while, why shouldn’t your dog be able to join you? And with Fourth of July coming up, Annie’s also offers bacon cheeseburger treats (available in regular size and slider size) and hot dog treats. 

Seafood Platter — 9 Lives

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For only the most sophisticated kitties, this plateau de fruits de mer (as they call decadent seafood platters in France) should be served on a platter over ice for the most authentic effect… or just open up the can and let your cat have at it. 

Frosty Paws Cool Treats — Purina

With the hot summer months coming on fast, nothing will cool your pups down faster than a cup of ice cream, available in most pet food stores from Purina. The frozen treats are available in packages of four cups and come in original and peanut butter flavors for now. 

Grilled Turkey Feast in Gravy — Fancy Feast

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It’s tough to imagine that the turkey in this cat food ever touched a grill. Also, what constitutes a feast in a can?

Sushi Rawhide — Chewy’s Rawhide Shoppe

Another delectable treat from Chewy’s — don’t just give your dog any old rawhide treat, splurge for a package of sushi-shaped rawhide instead. They’re available in mini and big rolls and are lamb and rice-flavored.