The 9 Stages Of A Sour Candy Obsession

Phase One: The Yearning

"I'm really craving something... something sour."

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Phase Two: Buying the Candy

"Wait a minute, I'm an adult! I can go to the store and get my candy right now!"

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Phase Three: Getting Ready to Eat the Candy

"Awwwwwww yeah. This is gonna be awesome! Let me put all the candy in my mouth!"

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Phase Four: Eating the Candy

"I could not be happier than I am right this minute."

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Phase Five: The Change

"Huh, this is actually quite sour."

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Phase Six: Panic

"Oh no. Oh jeeze. I don't know if I can do this."

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Phase Seven: Emergency

"TOO SOUR. TOO, TOO, TOO SOUR"

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Phase Eight: The Cool Down

"Ok, ok. It's going to be ok. I made it."

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Phase One: The Cycle Begins Anew

"Hm, I'm really craving something sour again."

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