The 5 Best Things To Do In NYC Tonight, September 18

Tonight in New York City: Laugh along with Eugene Mirman and friends, enjoy a beer and food pairing, or go shopping for your fall wardrobe while to help support the Central Park Conservancy. By Carly Petrone.

Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival

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(credit: thebellhouseny.com)

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It's time for the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival! Tonight, some of the funniest comedians in the business will host EMCF 2014: The Talent Show Presents...Gowanus Idol. Get ready to see Elna Baker, Kevin Townley, Amy Schumer, Bridget Everett, Dave Hill, Ira Glass, Bobby Tisdale, Derrick Brown, Amber Tamblyn, Joseph Keckler, Eliot Glazer, and Giulia Rozzi host this night of comedy that's sure to be both sincere and ironic at the same time. Plus, The Engagements will be there to keep the classic funk, soul covers, and 80's favorites going all night long. Event begins at 8:30 p.m. and tickets are $20.

Jeff Goldblum and The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra

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(credit: rosewoodhotels.com)

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Did you know that actor Jeff Goldblum is also a jazz enthusiast? Watch him play the piano tonight at Café Carlyle when his jazz group, The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra, hits the stage at the historic venue. He, along with guitarist John Storie, bassist Tim Emmons, tenor saxophonist Zane Musa, and drummer Kenny Elliott, will perform all types of melodies. Tickets range from $25-$80 and concert starts at 8:45 p.m.

Literary Death Match

 Janeane Garofalo (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Janeane Garofalo (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Symphony Space

2537 Broadway

New York, NY 10025

212-864-5400

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Literary Death Match returns to Manhattan with special guests Joshua Ferris, Julie Klam, Rivka Galchen, and Bill Scheft. Head over to Symphony Space tonight at 8 p.m. to see these four authors battle it out on stage as they read their own tales for seven minutes or less. Three all-star judges, Janeane Garafalo, Nick Flynn, and Carrie Coon, will be choosing which storytellers to move onto the finals. Tickets are $15.

The Dynamic Flavors of Beer – Tasting and Pairing

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(credit: 927.org)

92nd Street Y

1395 Lexington Ave.

New York, NY 10128

212-415-5500

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Join author and beer enthusiast John Holl as he leads a beer tasting a pairing class tonight at the 92nd Street Y. Explore the history of this brew, dive deep into food pairings, and discover many of the myths and misconceptions that surround the popular beverage. Holl definitely knows a thing or two about the subject since he is the author of American Craft Beer Cookbook as well as the editor of All About Beer Magazine. Learn more tonight starting at 7 p.m. Tickets are $45.

An Evening of Styling, Shopping, and Cocktails to Benefit Central Park Conservancy

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(credit: Time Warner Center / Facebook)

The Shops at Columbus Circle

J Crew. and J. Crew Men's Shop
10 Columbus Circle

New York, NY

212-823-9302

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Who wants to go shopping for a cause? Break out those wallets and head over to TheShops at Columbus Circle because J. Crew and J Crew Men's Shop are launching their fall collection with a 20% off discount for those who purchase $150 or more. The best part? A portion of the proceeds from all sales will go directly to benefit the Central Park Conservancy. Now you can get the fall wardrobe you want while giving back to one of New York's most beautiful parks. Event goes rom 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Please RSVP to alissa.kashani@jcrew.com

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Carly Petrone is a freelance writer living in New York City.