People are tough. They need things and want to talk and have feelings. And having a relationship with them? Well now you’re just adding a whole new level of issues. Why can’t relationships just be like ice cream?
Ice cream is gorgeous, filling and all around satisfactory. You don’t have to pretend with ice cream. You know what you want, when you want it, and boom! it is there. Ice cream doesn’t introduce you to its parents or make you wear an ugly sweater to a stupid holiday party. It simply accepts you for who you are and allows you to enjoy its company whenever you need it.
It may not love you back, but who needs love when you have ICE CREAM? Especially when you have ice cream that looks like this. These sundaes are the embodiment of perfection, and if we were strolling by an ice cream bar, we’d definitely try to pick them up. We mean how could they resist us without these delicious pick up lines.
Cherry On Top
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Black and White Cake Sundae
Do your feet hurt? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Raspberry on Vanila Ice Cream
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Black and White Sundae
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Roasted Banana Ice Cream
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Black and Tan Sundae
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Shirley Temple Sundae
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Caramel Apple Brownie Sundae
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
Happy birthday to us!