Wilted Bouquet Recipe
"A potent potable to consume while contemplating the ultimate demise of that %&@*#& who broke your heart."
- 2 Ounces Campari
- 1 Ounce Smith & Cross navy strength rum
- 2 dashes rose water
- 1 dash lavender bitters
Stir with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. To garnish, take one brandied cherry and squeeze it betwixt your fingers over the glass to mimic the effect of what you'd like to do to their evil, conniving heart, then drop the metaphorically smashed heart into the glass. Consume and consider how you could possibly get away with it.