We know: you want to be like The Dude. Minus the marmots, but with the super slick bowling ability and the laissez-faire attitude that miraculously attracts the likes of Julianne Moore. We know you have a rug that ties the room together. We know what you want a cocktail — and not just any cocktail — you want the White Russian, to be precise.
Fill an old-fashioned glass partway with ice. Add the Kahlua and the vodka, top with a solid splash of heavy cream, stir, and enjoy.