We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but on Super Bowl Sunday, someone has to lose. While we hope that’s not your favorite team, there’s a 50-50 chance.
However, if victory does swing in your direction and you're one of those people who likes to rub it in, Spoonful of Comfort, the online gifting service, has debuted the Soup-er Bowl Sympathy Package — created especially to ease the pain of NFL supporters who may suffer a loss on Sunday.
The brand, which has care packages for all types of occasions, is adding this one to the mix just in time for the big game.
So what does it include? The Soup-er Bowl Sympathy kit includes 64 ounces of homemade chicken soup, a half-dozen cookies (either oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip), and a package of tear-drying tissues, all for $39.99.
The package can be ordered online as soon as the game clock runs out — unless you’re an uber-confident fan and want to order beforehand.
We can't be certain that you’ll receive a pleasant thank-you phone call once your gift has been received, but we’re pretty sure it’s worth it, if only for the laughs. We will warn you, though—payback isn’t pretty.