Now You Can Get Married in a Denny's

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Tie the knot post-omelet at the new Las Vegas location's in-diner wedding chapel

Photo Sasabune Omakase Modified: Flickr/erin/CC 4.0

Would you like some nuptials with your bacon and eggs?
At Denny’s most exciting new location, this isn’t a tall order. The wedding chapel is located right in the middle of the restaurant.

The newest addition to Las Vegas’ sprawling Neonopolis mall joins just two other diners on the Strip, and a dizzying slew of other local shotgun marriage options. Getting hitched in a franchised diner is hardly shocking when you can order a curbside wedding via the “Wedding Wagon” from anywhere in the same city.

The new Las Vegas Denny’s will occupy 6,400 square feet in Neonopolis, right below the new 80,000 square foot Krave Massive nightclub. The 24/7 diner will offer delicious breakfast and marriage options for early-birds en route to the slots and late-night partiers with the drunchies — unless they prefer some “Flatliner Fries” cooked in pure lard from the hospital-themed Heart Attack Grill, also located in Neonopolis.

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Denny’s chief marketing officer Frances Allen is hoping the new “flagship” Denny’s will bring about a community-building revolution, kind of like Facebook. Says Allen, “the diner is the original social network.”

Expect “over-the-top Vegas décor,” a full service bar, and the usual Denny’s menu with a few new items, possibly including an all-pancake wedding cake. All of this, just when we thought it couldn’t possibly get more romantic than a morning-after Grand Slam meal.