The Marriage of Red Meat and Peanut Butter
Long ago, on a crunchy February evening, Peanut Butter stopped into a local juice bar for a protein boost on the way home from the gym. Right away, he noticed Red Meat standing in line. Red Meat was a beefy straphanger from the other side of town, not someone that Peanut Butter normally hung around with. Peanut Butter stuck with jelly and fruit on the east side, for no reason but because that’s the way it’s always been.
There in that juice bar, though, the tension was palpable. Peanut Butter had long admired Red Meat and was about to make a smooth move.
"Excuse me, but has anyone ever told you how well done you are?" asked Peanut Butter.
"Rarely," said Red Meat, its cheeks turning pink.
And, as they say, the rest was history…
Seared Lamb Chops with Curried Peanut Butter Sauce: Um...delicious.
Flank Steak with Peanut Butter Sauce: Please sign us up for the eating of this.
Peanut Stew: We can totally get on board with this peanuty broth.
Peanut Butter Steak: ... Except literally.
Asian Peanut Buttery Steak: Stuff this in your mouth and call it a day.
Stale Peeps and Peanut Butter Beef Taco: Easter is coming up... but there is no excuse for this.
Spicy Peanut Butter Meatballs: Get involved in this.
Peanut Butter Bacon Burger Recipe: You will love us or hate us for having recommened this one.
Super Peanut Butter Chili: If you can imagine what this tastes like, then you know what this tastes like.
Peanut Butter & Jelly Hot Dog: Not necessarily red meat, but necessary nonetheless.