Christmas Decorations: 8 Times We Thought Santa Was a Psychopath

Ho-Ho-Ho-w would you like to be murdered?

Seriously, we aren’t getting those warm and fuzzy holiday feelings.

He sees you when you’re sleeping...

(Flickr/Tim Ellis)

He knows when you’re awake...


He knows when you’ve been bad or good...


So be good, for GOODNESS’S SAKE...


You better watch out...


You better not cry,


You better not pout (though you will want to), we’re tellin’ you why...


Santa Claus is coming to town! (Presumably to murder you and your whole family)