Christmas Decorations: 8 Times We Thought Santa Was a Psychopath

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Ho-Ho-Ho-w would you like to be murdered?

Seriously, we aren’t getting those warm and fuzzy holiday feelings.

He sees you when you’re sleeping...


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He knows when you’re awake...

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He knows when you’ve been bad or good...

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So be good, for GOODNESS’S SAKE...

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You better watch out...

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You better not cry,

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You better not pout (though you will want to), we’re tellin’ you why...

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Santa Claus is coming to town! (Presumably to murder you and your whole family)

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