91 Ways To Say 'Drunk' In A One-Minute Song

Ask yourself: how do you describe those nights when you were just, well, drunk? Sloppy? Tanked? Wasted? Good news: you can expand your drunken vocabulary, thanks to comedian Ali Spagnola's video of 91 words for "drunk."

Now, if you can rattle them off in 1 minute, like Spagnola does (while playing guitar), we'll be truly impressed. In the meantime, we'll take a note from Spagnola's boozy thesaurus and start learning: ripped, pissed, smashed, trashed, liquored up, banged up, hooched up... we can't get enough of it. Fortunately, Spagnola also has a Power Hour Album of songs just dedicated to booze — we may have just found our new party soundtrack. 

Check out Spagnola's liquored-up, tongue-twister song and learn some new words.