Funny or Die Interprets Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP

They spoof the actress' affinity for cooking

Funny or Die's GOOP Spoof

In a rather belated jab at actress, blogger, and cookbook author Gwyneth Paltrow, Funny or Die brings you Meals From the Homes of Privileged Celebrities. There's tons of name-dropping, a Spanish frittata, some Fabergé and dodo eggs, gold-coated aluminum foil, and a Chris Martin shout-out.

Watch as she attempts to beat non-eggs, adding salt that was "once adjacent to the Dead Sea Scrolls." Best start working your archaeologist connections now. Plus, she name drops Zooey Deschanel and Mario Batali, who baked up a frittata for her. Garnish with the Hope Diamond and you're done.