1. You check all your pockets for stray snacks... twice.
2. You gaze longingly at your coworker's cough drops.
3. Little things that never bothered you are suddenly the worst things to have ever happened in your life.
4. The sound of someone talking and not bringing you food is almost painful.
5. You cannot make any decision that doesn’t involve a cheeseburger.
6. You feel no guilt whatsoever about taking snacks that are not yours.