Most Frightening Frozen Dinners on Earth (Slideshow)
July 17, 2014
It’s never as good as it looks on the box
At least the veggies have grill marks!
Banquet Country Fried Pork Meal
This looks so frightening that even the breading is hiding.
Banquet Sliced Beef
El Charrito Saltillo Dinner
There’s supposed to be a beef enchilada in red sauce and a cheese enchilada in chili con queso in there, but all we see is muck.
Lean Cuisine Chophouse Steak Flatbread Melt
Marie Callender’s Chicken, Spinach, and Mushroom Lasagna
More closely resembles the Gowanus Canal after a particularly torrential rainstorm.
Atkins Swedish Meatballs
We have a feeling the Swedes are a little misrepresented here.
Stouffer’s Homestyle Salisbury Steak with Macaroni and Cheese
Wikimedia Commons/ Graham King
The mac and cheese actually looks borderline edible here, but it usually does. As for the steak… we’ll pass.
Banquet Salisbury Steak
We’re sure there’s a logical reason why, years after restaurants stopped serving Salisbury steak, it’s still one of the dominant frozen dinners. Sure isn’t because it looks decent. Why there are grill marks on this one is a mystery that will never be solved.
Skyline Chili Spaghetti
One of Cincinnati’s most famous native dishes… doesn’t quite translate to the freezer case.
Swanson Rib Style Boneless Pork
This McRib knockoff contains 530 calories and 21 grams of fat, and is about the last thing on earth we’d want to eat.