The 10 Funniest Food Jokes (Slideshow)

Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!

10) Sounds Tasty

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Q: What do Belgians cry?
A: Little chocolatiers.

9) Oof.

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Q: Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
A: Because in France, one egg is an oeuf.

8) Movie Theater Candy

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The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous.
I know, they're always raisinet!

7) Watermelon Weddings

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Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

6) Good to Know

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Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP.
Q: Who serves them?
A: Ilene.

5) Makes Sense

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Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turned to the other and said “This tastes funny!”

4) The Final Frontier

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Did you hear about the new restaurant in outer space?
The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.

3) A Salt & Battery

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Q: Why did the chef get arrested for assault?
A: He got caught beating an egg!

2) Better Be Careful

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Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

1) Duh..

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Q: What do you call someone else’s cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.