The 10 Funniest Food Jokes (Slideshow)
10) Sounds Tasty
Q: What do Belgians cry?
A: Little chocolatiers.
Q: Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
A: Because in France, one egg is an oeuf.
8) Movie Theater Candy
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous.
I know, they're always raisinet!
7) Watermelon Weddings
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
6) Good to Know
Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
Q: Who serves them?
5) Makes Sense
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turned to the other and said “This tastes funny!”
4) The Final Frontier
Did you hear about the new restaurant in outer space?
The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.
3) A Salt & Battery
Q: Why did the chef get arrested for assault?
A: He got caught beating an egg!
2) Better Be Careful
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Q: What do you call someone else’s cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.