Q: What do Belgians cry?
A: Little chocolatiers.
Q: Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
A: Because in France, one egg is an oeuf.
The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous.
I know, they're always raisinet!
Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
Q: Who serves them?
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turned to the other and said “This tastes funny!”
Did you hear about the new restaurant in outer space?
The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.
Q: Why did the chef get arrested for assault?
A: He got caught beating an egg!
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Q: What do you call someone else’s cheese?
A: Nacho cheese.