GUEST: We want breakfast at Donkey Donald’s.
CONCIERGE: Donkey Donald’s?
GUEST: Ehhhhhh, yes. Franchise?
GUEST: Good breakfast.
(CONCIERGE Googles “Donkey Donald’s Franchise” and finds nothing)
CONCIERGE: I’m not familiar with it. Do you mean McDonald’s?
GUEST: HAHAHA! (In French to his family) He thinks we want McDonald’s!
GUEST: No. Nice place for breakfast with Donalds.
CONCIERGE: Can you write the name for me?
(Guest writes out “Dunkin Donuts.”)
CONCIERGE: Oh. Two blocks south.
GUEST: Popular place?
CONCIERGE: America runs on it.
GUEST: (impressed) Oh! Thank you!