Non-Chicagoans may not know of the Wiener's Circle, but in Chicago, the hot dog stand is known for extremely rude staff who yell at customers and call them vulgar names.
So naturally, for Conan O'Brien's stint in Chicago, he had to do a sketch at the landmark. But instead of sending in somebody to yell back to the staff, he sends in the "nicest, most polite person we know." He sent in the adorable Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock.
The first half consists of the staff taking down McBrayer, calling him Malibu Ken and forcing him to tip $5. But then he gets backup from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, who turns it all around and shows the staff how it's done.
Watch the entire (very vulgar and not safe for work/kids) clip below, ending wtih McBrayer learning to talk some sass himself. Sample from Triumph: "Seriously. Yelling at people like this for a living, how do you sleep in your car at night?" (And that's when things cool down).
Sample from McBrayer: "B*tch, tip!" All excellent — if you're old enough.
Jessica Chou is an associate editor at The Daily Meal. Follow her on Twitter @jesschou.