Fancy Chicken Breeders Ruffled By Adult Film

Farmers of France's famed Loué chickens were outraged to discover their lovely town is now famous for hardcore porn as well as posh poultry.

According to The Local, a woman posing as a "farmer's daughter" was caught with her co-star and a film crew in broad daylight in the otherwise quiet little town of Loué, which is otherwise famous for producing high-end, free-range chickens. The crew was chased off by town residents, but one of the town's farmers later found his town in some of the seedier parts of the Internet.

The video pretends the female lead is a young chicken farmer, and features establishing shots of her posing near the roadside sign for Loué. The video's introduction says the star is Sophie, a chicken breeder who met up with producers because she wanted to make "a video for her husband as a Valentine's Day gift."

Then things get grown-up very quickly, right in broad daylight next to the chicken farms.

The Fermiers de Loué chicken breeder collective was very concerned that the producers' story might be believed and that people would think "Sophie" was a real Loué chicken breeder.

"No, she's she's not a Loué chicken breeder," insisted Fermiers de Loué director Yves de La Fouchardière. "You'd have to be naive to believe that, she's an actress." 

Police were called in to investigate, and they agreed that the film's star was probably an actress and not a chicken breeder, as she also starred in other, chickenless films. Police say no charges have been filed, as there are no known victims.