Booze-Infused Thanksgiving: Cook a Turkey with Whiskey

Yeah, it's as slurred and disastrous as it sounds

Thanks to Chicagoist for pointing out this mid-day funny. Now, onto the instructions.

Step 1: Watch this video. 

Step 2: Count how many times the (oddly Will Ferrell-sounding narrator) mixes up "turkey" and "whiskey." 

Step 3: Ponder exactly how to "ponder a meat thermometer." 

Step 4: Bless the world for showing us just how much fun drunken Thanksgiving cooking can be. 

Step 5: Put down the whiskey bottle and learn how to make an actual turkey

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