Eric Ripert And Anthony Bourdain Reveal Their Porn Names

Eric Ripert's upcoming YouTube series "On the Table" premieres tomorrow, and of course he got together with best friend (4eva) Anthony Bourdain and chatted with Alyssa Shelasky over on Grub Street. And the two of them together definitely loosened up the charming chef.

On his dream woman, Bourdain lists off Ursula Andress of Dr. No and Mrs. Peel in The Avengers, while Ripert chooses Catherine Deneuve and Cindy Crawford. "Eva Mendes, no. Too close to home. My wife is Puerto Rican," Ripert said. Breaking our hearts, you two.

Of course the duo got a bit buzzed and shared the last movie that made them cry (Bourdain confesses to tearing up watching Toy Story 3, while Ripert said The Wall), but the best part of the interview is definitely when they reveal what their porn star names would be.

Taking the name of their first pet and the street they grew up on, Ripert concedes that his pornstar name would be (drumroll), "Sammy ... and I was in the mountains, there was no street really ... umm ... Rue ... Mouffetard!"

"Oooh, that's good. [In film announcer voice.] 'Sammy Mouffetard is back, and this time it's for real.' Me, I'm Poochie Orchard," Bourdain said. Nice.