Just in case you thought all the 50 Shades of Grey hype was over, 50 Shades of Chicken decided to drop its book trailer, and it's making us awfully hungry (nope, not the word you were thinking).
Cookbook parody 50 Shades of Chicken is up for release Nov. 13, according to Amazon, and while the nom de plume of the author (F.L. Fowler) and the promo copy seems a bit much, it must be the real deal. Sample promotional copy? "'I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,' he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. 'I want to prepare you, very much.' This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations."
Of course there's the same inane phrases just like in the original story (the bird happens to say "Holy crap," apparently), but the book trailer? Pure food porn (plus a nice torso, at that). Watch the sexy book trailer below and get hot and hungry as the narrator says, "I'm going to stretch the twine around your breast, pressing your limbs tightly against your sides." Seriously though, couldn't they have found another narrator?