5 Things Only Republicans Eat
Democrats and Republicans have their differences, and one is most definitely the types of foods they choose to eat. Here are some foods you’d be hard-pressed to find a Democrat eating.
Chicken-Fried Loaded Baked Potato
From the Texas State Fair: “The creamy and moist insides of a baked potato, loaded with generous amounts of butter, bacon, and Cheddar cheese, are coated and battered with a delectable blend of spices and flour that create a perfect combination of fried crispy crust and delicious, creamy loaded baked potato. Served with a ranch dipping sauce.”
Elk, venison, bison, and moose aren’t on most Democrats’ menus, especially not meat from animals that they personally shot.
The Big Texan Challenge
Shrimp cocktail, baked potato, salad, a roll with butter, and a 72-ounce steak. Think you can eat it all? Democrats sure don’t.
Another popular state fair food, this one’s essentially butter that’s been rolled in cinnamon sugar, battered, and fried.
Want some deep-fried alligator on a stick? Democrats sure don’t!