The 8 Best Canned Biscuit Brands, Ranked

Picture this: a lazy Sunday morning, the aroma of freshly-baked biscuits wafting through the air, and a mouthwatering golden-brown treat that practically begs to be slathered in butter and jam. Now imagine achieving that divine experience without the messy flour explosions or the endless countertop cleanup. Enter stage left –- canned biscuits.

Rolling in with buttery goodness and a satisfying pop, canned biscuits have become a staple in the kitchen for indulgent mornings and last-minute brunch emergencies. Fluffy, flaky, and perfectly portable, they are the unsung heroes of the culinary world. When you're craving a warm, buttery treat, but don't have the time (or the patience) to simply make a batch from scratch, these miraculous cans of dough come to the rescue.

Whether you're a seasoned biscuit aficionado or a budding biscuit enthusiast, we've embarked on a buttery quest to unveil the ultimate ranking of the eight best canned biscuit brands. From flaky layers that would make grandma proud to flavors that will make your taste buds dance the biscuit boogie, we've got you covered. Prepare for a doughy delight as we knead our way through this scrumptious showdown, where biscuits will rise, and hunger pangs will fall.

8. Stop & Shop's Buttermilk Biscuits

When it comes to appearances, Stop & Shop's Buttermilk Biscuits aren't winning any beauty contests. At first glance, they don't exactly scream "biscuit." But hey, we're all about giving things a fair chance, so we decided to dive right in. Regrettably, we quickly realized that we might have been better off sticking to our initial skepticism.

If you were expecting a fluffy and buttery biscuit, prepare yourself for disappointment. The interior more closely resembles bread, leaving us puzzled as to whether we had mistakenly wandered into the wrong aisle. But let's get to the heart of the matter: the taste. These biscuits managed to achieve the impressive feat of having absolutely no flavor. With their blandness reaching legendary status, these biscuits have earned themselves a prime spot on the list of dinner rolls. That's right; they've managed to cross over into the world of non-biscuit delicacies, leaving them last on the list of best biscuits.

Regarding nutrition, three of these biscuit impostors will set you back 160 calories and 550 milligrams of sodium. But hey, if you're a fan of preservatives, you'll be delighted to know that they come packed with a generous portion. It's not all bad news. On the bright side, these canned buttermilk biscuits are priced at under $2. So if you find yourself strapped for cash and in desperate need of a tasteless bread-ish snack, these budget-friendly biscuits might just be your jam, or lack thereof.

7. Signature Select Jumbo Biscuits - Flaky Buttermilk

Signature Select by Shaw's/Safeway's packaging claims to offer a jumbo biscuit with a flaky buttermilk texture and flavor. However, that's not exactly what we encountered on our canned biscuit journey. When it comes to taste, these biscuits taste like nothing more than dough — a doughy abyss devoid of any trace of the classic buttermilk or buttery goodness we were hoping for. In terms of texture and appearance, these biscuits do live up to their biscuit name. Their flakiness is truly a marvel to behold as if they were tiny, edible puff pastries. Bravo on the texture, but boo to the taste, Signature Select.

For under $4, you can get your hands on these jumbo delights. While cheap in cash, each biscuit will cost you 170 calories and 450 milligrams of sodium. You'll also get a bonus of artificial flavors and preservatives. That's not so great when you're looking for a stellar addition to your breakfast, lunch, or dinner feast.

In the grand scheme of things, Signature Select doesn't quite earn the title of the worst biscuits out there. They're not the villains of the biscuit world, but they're far from achieving greatness. If you find yourself in the mood for a biscuit experience that's all about the flakiness and less about the taste, these jumbo biscuits might just be your ticket. Pair them with some jam, honey, or a wild imagination, and you might be able to conjure up a more exciting flavor profile.

6. Bake House Creations - Jumbo Flaky Biscuits

Step into the magical world of Aldi's Bake House Creations with a focus on their jumbo flaky biscuits. With their delightful appearance resembling something straight out of grandma's kitchen, we couldn't resist the allure. However, prepare yourselves for a buttery disappointment.

This option boasts a light coloring on both top and bottom, adorned with a charming sprinkling of dimples inside. Aesthetically, they hit the mark, evoking a sense of nostalgia for the biscuits grandma used to make. Alas, the reality fell short of our biscuit dreams. Instead of a chorus of buttery angels, all we encountered was an overwhelming presence of dough in smell and taste. Grandma would be shaking her head in disappointment. However, it's not all doom and gloom in the land of Bake House Creations. These biscuits do possess a lightness that defies their doughy flavor. They manage to achieve a texture that is both smooth and punctuated with pockets and holes, adding a touch of whimsy to each bite. 

For nutrition, each biscuit will cost you 180 calories and deliver a sodium punch of 550 milligrams. You'll also have the pleasure of encountering a variety of ingredients that challenge your pronunciation skills. Overall, Aldi's jumbo flaky biscuits manage to capture the essence of grandma's biscuit aesthetics, but stumble when it comes to flavor. With their moderate nutritional profile and a lineup of tongue-twisting ingredients, they present a mixed bag of surprises, leaving them lower on the list.

5. Bake House Creations - Jumbo Buttermilk Biscuits

Brace yourselves for a delightful twist in the tale of Aldi's Bake House Creations, as we review their jumbo buttermilk biscuits. Compared to their flaky option, these treats rise to the occasion. At first glance, these biscuits donned the signature mark of a true Southern biscuit — light dimpling all around. They wore their Southern charm with pride.

While the flavor may lean toward the plain side, it had a unique quality that set it apart from the rest. Yes, it was somewhat salty, like a Southern breeze carrying just a hint of the sea. But fear not, dear biscuit connoisseurs, for there was an absence of that icky dough flavor that can plague lesser biscuits. Instead, these jumbo buttermilk biscuits embraced a lightness and fluffiness that would make the cotton clouds jealous. In the grand nutritional symphony, each biscuit carries a modest cost of 170 calories and 460 milligrams of sodium. There is also a colorful cast of preservatives and artificial flavorings. But hey, that's to be expected with any canned product.

In conclusion, Aldi's jumbo buttermilk biscuits deserve a round of applause for their genuine Southern charm and a taste that takes you on a journey to the heart of biscuit heaven. Pair them with your favorite condiments or enjoy them in their unadorned glory, and let your taste buds embark on a flavorful adventure. Because sometimes, plain can be just the right amount of extraordinary.

4. Immaculate Organic Flaky Biscuits

Step into the world of Immaculate, where healthy and organic aspirations take the form of canned biscuits. Once cooked up to perfection, these biscuits stand tall and proud. Their golden exterior beckons, promising a journey through flaky layers that would make a pastry chef blush. Immaculate certainly knows how to make a biscuit look like a work of art.

Yes, these biscuits may lean toward the bland side, but this lack of flavor is merely an opportunity to let your creative genius shine. These biscuits are the blank canvas waiting to be adorned with butter, jams, and all manner of delicious condiments. They embrace their role as the vessel for culinary masterpieces, allowing your imagination to take flight. In the grand nutritional spectacle, each biscuit will set you back 170 calories, and they hold the crown for the highest sodium count on our ranking, boasting an impressive 630 milligrams. However, they redeem themselves with the best ingredient list in the biscuit kingdom. With all organic ingredients and words you can pronounce, they offer a glimpse into a more wholesome biscuit experience.

Immaculate Organic Flaky Biscuits present themselves as an ideal canvas for culinary exploration, especially with all the other fun things you can make with a tube of biscuit dough. With their moderate nutritional profile and clean, organic ingredient list, they position themselves as a beacon of guilt-free biscuit indulgence.

3. Pillsbury Grands! Flaky Layers

Ah, Pillsbury, the trusted name in quick and easy baking adventures. And their Grands! Flaky Layers biscuits are no exception. From the moment they emerge from the oven, you'll be greeted with a glorious sight — a golden color that hints at the deliciousness within. As you take your first bite, a fluffy wonderland awaits. These biscuits are light and airy, and the texture is a delightful balance of softness and flakiness, creating a symphony of satisfaction with every mouthful. Let's not forget the star of the show — the smooth butter flavor that gently envelops your taste buds. It's a delicate dance of buttery goodness that doesn't overpower the dough. The butter is like a charming sidekick, providing support and enhancing the overall experience without stealing the spotlight. Bravo, Pillsbury, for finding that perfect balance.

In the realm of nutritional facts, each biscuit contains 180 calories and 450 milligrams of sodium. You'll also encounter 5 grams of sugar, adding a touch of sweetness to this biscuit affair. It's not super healthy, but it's not the worst on our list, either.

Pillsbury Grands! Flaky Layers biscuits embody the spirit of convenience, fluffiness, and a touch of buttery magic. Their golden exterior leads to a fluffy wonderland inside, and the smooth butter flavor adds that extra touch of delight. They're easy to cook and even easier to eat. We promise they'll transport you to a world of biscuit bliss.

2. Trader Joe's Organic Biscuits

Trader Joe's is the reliable runner-up in the race for the best biscuits. As they emerge from the oven, you'll be greeted with a sight that would make King Midas proud — a glorious golden exterior that promises a delectable experience. The traditional shape harkens back to biscuit nostalgia, evoking memories of grandma's kitchen and warm hugs.

What truly sets Trader Joe's Organic Biscuits apart is their taste. These sweet biscuits know how to showcase what a canned creation can truly achieve. It's like they whispered to the biscuit gods and asked for an extra dose of flavor. While the taste is a highlight, these biscuits fell a little flat when it comes to depth. We longed for more layers to create a true flaky masterpiece, but they still managed to deliver a stand-out experience, pushing them to the number two spot. Regarding nutrition, each biscuit has 170 calories and 570 milligrams of sodium, along with 5 grams of added sugar. While the nutritional profile may not be top-notch, you can take comfort in the fact that the ingredients are organic and pronounceable.

If you're craving a biscuit with a touch of sweet delight, Trader Joe's Organic Biscuits are here to fulfill your doughy dreams and sugary creations. They may not reach the flaky heights of the top contenders, but they'll satisfy your cravings and add a sprinkle of sweetness to your biscuit escapades.

1. Pillsbury Grands! Southern Homestyle with Buttermilk

Put your hands together for the biscuit champion — Pillsbury! It's no surprise that they have claimed the top spot with their Southern Homestyle Buttermilk Biscuits. When you picture the quintessential biscuit, this is it. Right out of the oven, you'll be greeted by cute dimples that pepper their golden exterior. From the moment you take your first bite, you'll be whisked away on a fluffy cloud of biscuit ecstasy. These homestyle treats are light and airy, and the texture is pure bliss — soft, tender, and oh-so-fluffy. The real star of the show is the buttery flavor. They boast a solid buttery presence that will have you swooning, creating a harmonious blend of richness and satisfaction. Each bite feels like a warm embrace from a biscuit that was lovingly handmade.

In terms of nutrition, these biscuits have a calorie count of 180, accompanied by 470 milligrams of sodium. While not the healthiest option on the list, it's certainly not the worst. We must acknowledge that these biscuits come with some added ingredients that may raise an eyebrow or two. But hey, when you're indulging in biscuit perfection, a little compromise is worth it.

In conclusion to our canned biscuit ranking, Pillsbury Grands! Southern Homestyle Buttermilk Biscuits deserves the crown. They embody the very essence of what a biscuit should be and will transport you to a world of biscuit bliss. Bon appétit!