‘I dunno I just like moisture and stuff’
Don’t you wish you could measure everything in pizza?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh, no, no
One of YouTube’s most popular faces is behind the dubious accusation
Do you call it the heel? Or the loafscab?
‘I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me’
Literally, how did we not know this?
Who does that? Apparently everyone
‘What a weird new way to be cheap and rude simultaneously’
The internet wanted his girlfriend to dump him, but he bounced back instead