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The Weirdest Laws in Every State

No one has time to go through every law in the country, state by state, to analyze what every law broken down really means. By that same token, over time old laws tend to be ignored (or not as strictly enforced) due to changes in society norms that make the law outdated. It may be more of a bother to change an old law — like how mispronouncing Arkansas is illegal in the state — than deciding to just not strictly enforce it.

 

However, ignoring outdated laws also means there are some weird laws still on the books in many states — such as those that make bringing your horse to the Fountain Inn in South Dakota without pants, and crossing state lines with a duck on your head in Minnesota, illegal. But these aren’t the only laws that made our list.

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Alabama

In Mobile, Alabama, it is illegal to have, make, or throw confetti. The law is a code featured in the section on littering.

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Alaska

Likely one of the most ridiculous laws on this list (tied with the law in Ohio), it is illegal to serve alcohol to a moose in Fairbanks, Alaska.

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Arizona

If you spit publicly in Goodyear, Arizona — be it at a park, on a building, on a sidewalk, or on the street — you may face up to six months of jail time and a fine of $2,500.

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Arkansas

There is a legal code instituted in Arkansas that explains how the state’s name should, and shouldn’t, be pronounced. While you probably won’t get fined for pronouncing the last “s” in the state’s name, it is technically illegal to mispronounce it while in “Ar-kan-saw.”

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California

If you’re ever in Blythe, California, be careful not to wear cowboy boots — unless you’re the proud owner of at least two cows. The city has deemed wearing the boots without ownership of cows illegal.

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Colorado

Don’t have a vacuum? Well, don’t bother asking your neighbor in Denver, where it is against the law to lend a vacuum to your next-door neighbors.

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Connecticut

Not sure if the green vegetable you’re about to eat is technically a pickle or not? Well, if it doesn’t bounce then it can’t legally be called a pickle in Connecticut.

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Delaware

Halloween is particularly strict in Delaware. To prevent mischievous actions by youngsters on October 31, children can only go trick-or-treating between 6 and 8 p.m. Oh, and if the 31st falls on a Sunday, the trick-or-treating will take place the night before, also from 6 to 8 p.m.

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Florida

Apparently at some point selling your child in Florida must have been a popular occurrence, so a law was created making it a felony to sell your child in the state.

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Georgia

If by chance you’re someone who always carries ice cream cones in your pockets, beware. On Sundays you are not allowed to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket (specifically).

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Hawaii

Hawaii has a handful of strange laws with regard to billboards and general safety measures, but one of the weirder ones is the law that stipulates residents can be fined for not owning a boat.

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Idaho

There are so many bizarre laws in Idaho that we couldn’t just choose one. Not only can you not fish from the back of a giraffe or camel, but buying your significant other candy in a box that weighs less than fifty pounds is illegal. If that’s not enough, in Pocatello, Idaho, you may not be seen in public without a smile.

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Illinois

In Illinois you are at risk for being arrested if you don’t have at least a dollar on you. What’s the charge? Vagrancy. So every time you step out of your house or hotel room in Illinois without some cash on you, you’re gambling with the law.

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Indiana

Indiana has some peculiar laws. Among them is the confusing statute that says liquor stores cannot sell cold soft drinks. However, if the beverage is not cooled or on ice it can be sold legally. The reasoning behind this is unclear, but the law is the law.

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Iowa

Men of Iowa, shave your mustache if you plan to kiss anyone! In Iowa it is against the law to kiss a woman publicly if you’re sporting a mustache.

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Kansas

Topeka, Kansas, is riddled with odd laws that prohibit bathtubs from being installed in your home (or anywhere for that matter), and screaming at a haunted house is not allowed either. However, our favorite of these strange laws prohibits you from singing the alphabet at night out on the street. The idea behind this one is not directly related to the alphabet, but to any potentially loud disturbances late at night.

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Kentucky

There are very specific rules for dyeing and selling live ducks in Kentucky. The law extends to dyeing any live baby chicks, duckling, other fowl, or rabbits, and the illegality of selling them in groups smaller than six. Violating this rule can land you a fine of $100 to $500.

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Louisiana

The people of Louisiana must spend a lot of their time biting each other since there is a law in place that determines the difference between a bite that is considered simple assault or aggravated assault. difference between the two comes down to whether you use your natural teeth or false teeth, respectively.

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Maine

Many cities in Maine have a weird law that’s unique to them, with some of the funnier ones being the prohibition against playing the violin while strolling down the streets of Augusta; the possibility of a $10 fine for roller skating or biking on the sidewalks of Biddeford; and the illegality of parking in front of a specific Dunkin’ Donuts location in South Berwick — but what if the Dunkin’ Donuts is replaced by a different establishment?

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Maryland

If you have a pet lion that you tote around town like a puppy, you may want to reconsider any potential plans of moving to Baltimore, where it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

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Massachusetts

Sunday mass in Massachusetts can either be the safest place to be, or the most dangerous. If you’re a church-going male in this state, you apparently can’t be anti-gun — men are required by law to carry a rifle to church on Sunday. Oh, and if you’re a male with a goatee you’ll need to obtain a special license to keep it.

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Michigan

Michigan seems to have a strong stance on loyalty and fidelity with a law that makes adultery illegal. If adultery is committed, the spouse must put in a complaint within the year in order for the unfaithful person to receive their punishment — the offense is considered a felony punishable by up to four years in prison.

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Minnesota

Several laws that are still in place in Minnesota will leave you bewildered as to how they even came about in the first place, and how exactly some of them are enforced. Not only is it illegal to cross any state line with a duck on your head — which poses the question: How often does this happen? — but you cannot enter Wisconsin (specifically) with a chicken on your head. Some laws go as far as to tell people what they can and can’t do in their homes; for instance, your bathtub absolutely cannot have feet, and you are breaking the law if you sleep naked in the privacy of your own home.

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Mississippi

Mississippi will look the other way if you have one illegitimate child, but any more and you’ll be facing charges. You will be guilty of a misdemeanor and looking at jail time of about a month, and/or a fine of up to $500.

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Missouri

In the town of Natchez, Missouri, it is against the law to give any type of intoxicant to elephants. This seemingly ridiculous law came about in 1810, when a man held a live elephant show but the elephant ended up drunk from beer.

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Montana

The game of “Frisbee golf” (folf) is illegal to be played anywhere other than a “folf course” in Helena, Montana. What is folf exactly? It follows the same idea as golf — just as golfers have to make it into the hole with as few strokes as possible, folfers aim to sink their disc into the hole with the lowest number of throws.

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Nebraska

If you’re ever craving soup in Nebraska, pop into any bar serving beer, since it’s illegal in the state to serve beer without also brewing a kettle of soup at the same time.

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Nevada

Although it’s no longer practiced or enforced, the old Nevada law making it legal to hang someone for killing your dog on your property is still on the books. This is one of those weird laws lingering from the days of the Wild West.

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New Hampshire

If you’re enjoying the music while sitting at a cafe in New Hampshire, be careful not to do anything such as nodding your head or tapping your feet, as it’s against the law to keep time to the music in any way.

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New Jersey

In New Jersey, if someone who is attempting to commit murder is wearing a bulletproof vest, it is considered an offense. However, if they’re going through with such an awful act — which will land them serious prison time anyway — I don’t think they’ll be too concerned about their wardrobe offense. (Just a guess.)

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New Mexico

Don’t even think about starting to sing the national anthem or the state song, “Oh Fair New Mexico,” if you don’t plan on finishing it. It is illegal to only sing a portion of either of these songs in New Mexico.

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New York

Although likely not enforced — since you’ll see plenty of couples cozying up to each other in places like Central Park or Washington Square Park — you can technically be fined up to $25 for flirting in New York. It’s unclear exactly what this law defines as “flirting,” but some believe it has more to do with the act of soliciting.

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North Carolina

There used to be an issue in North Carolina where people were constantly stealing leftover kitchen grease. In 2012 a law was passed that made stealing grease illegal — a misdemeanor if it’s less than $1,000 worth of grease, but a felony if it’s worth more.

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North Dakota

It’s rather common to go to a bar and see a small dish of pretzels or nuts in front of you to snack on as you drink. However, in North Dakota it is illegal to serve beer and pretzels together at a bar, or even in a restaurant.

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Ohio

People seem to love getting animals drunk across America, because Ohio is just another state that has a law making it illegal to get a certain animal drunk. The animal here: a fish.

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Oklahoma

There must be plenty of women in Oklahoma walking around with disheveled hair, because it’s illegal for women to do their own hair without a state license.

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Oregon

Sharing a drink in Oregon is illegal, so don’t even think about asking for a second straw.

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Pennsylvania

In Pennsylvania, catching a fish by any body part except the mouth is illegal. So no using traps or nets, or trying to catch them by hand.

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Rhode Island

There’s an interesting law in Rhode Island that defines the legality of biting off your friend’s limbs. In case you’re wondering, if you bite any limbs off on purpose you’ll be looking at somewhere between 1 to 20 years of jail time. However, if it’s an accidental mutilation you won’t face any punishment.

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South Carolina

While you’ll never have to work on a Sunday in South Carolina (since it is technically illegal), you may want to reconsider throwing any sort of dance party on your day off, since dancing is illegal on Sundays. If getting a tattoo was your next option, you may want to think twice — getting a tattoo on any day in South Carolina is officially considered an offense.

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South Dakota

If you’re planning to bring your horse into the Fountain Inn while staying in South Dakota, it is only legal if the horse is wearing pants. Now, the pressing question is: Does that mean the pants have to cover all four legs, or just the hind two?

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Tennessee

Apparently the people of Tennessee know all too well about subscription moochers for entertainment services like Netflix or Amazon Prime, because sharing your password to any of these is a crime. The law is really intended for all passwords, but it’s a perfect excuse to say no to your friend the next time they ask for your account information.

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Texas

If you’re an atheist in Texas, hopefully you’re not planning on taking any role in government. In order to be allowed to hold public office, the law states you must first acknowledge the “existence of a Supreme Being.”

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Utah

College students in Utah, get those keg party ideas out of your mind — there is no way you’ll be having one in this state. It is illegal to have beer in a container larger than two liters unless you are a wholesaler.

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Vermont

In the city of Barre, Vermont, it is the law to take a bath every Saturday night. There’s nothing quite like legally demanded rest and relaxation time.

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Virginia

Kids will never know the joy of going from house to house on Halloween in Virginia since it is against the law for children to go trick-or-treating.

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Washington

The most bizarre law in Washington states that any “motorist with criminal intentions [must] stop at the city limits and telephone the police as he is entering the town.” If only all criminals did this, it would make the arresting them so much easier.

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West Virginia

On your way home and don’t know what you’re making for dinner? If you see road kill in West Virginia, it is completely legal to take it home and cook for supper. This law was created to help clean the streets and decrease amount spent on road maintenance, but the health factor seems questionable.

 

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Wisconsin

You won’t see any tattoo parlors in the town of Brookfield, Wisconsin, given that the practice of tattooing anyone is illegal except for medical reasons.

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Wyoming

Fishing in Wyoming is only allowed by using a rod or pole with a line and hook attached. It is forbidden to use any firearms for fishing purposes in the state.

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