Charles Phoenix is back in his test kitchen with the delightfully (or disgustingly) cheesy Frosty the Cheeseball Man. Take three chunks of Velveeta, mold them into balls like Play-doh, and frost with cream cheese. Then, decorate with a nice green bowtie and other accessories. It's the perfect party appetizer. (Or is it?)
Melt him at 300 degrees on an electric skillet for 30 to 45 minutes. "Once he's, like, half melted you can unleash your guests on it," Phoenix advises. "He's going to be delicious, especially when everybody's drunk and stoned."
Watch the step-by-step hilarious and disturbing video below. We only wish he would've worn gloves; his hands must have smelled like cheese for hours.
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