The 14 Funniest Fortune Cookie Fortunes Ever Found Slideshow

Let these fortune cookies make you laugh

The 14 Funniest Fortune Cookie Fortunes Ever Found

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The next time you eat Chinese and think about skipping the fortune cookie, think again. It could be truly inspirational — or make you laugh harder than you’ve laughed all day. We’re sharing a few of the best comical fortune cookies fortunes that we found across the web that you will definitely get a kick out of.

Fortune 1

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About time I got out of that cookie.

Fortune 2

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Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.

Fortune 3

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Fortune said a palm can say a lot. Especially when it smacks.

Fortune 4

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HELP! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

Fortune 5

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The end is near… And it is all your fault.

Fortune 6

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You will die alone and poorly dressed.

Fortune 7

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Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

Fortune 8

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune-telling units.

Fortune 9

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You are not illiterate.

Fortune 10

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That wasn’t chicken.

Fortune 11

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I found your boyfriend on Craig’s List. He wasn’t selling his pool table.

Fortune 12

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It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

Fortune 13

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Don’t eat any Chinese food today or you’ll be very sick!

Fortune 14

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Wouldn’t it be ironic… To die in the living room?