Drink Like Robert Pattinson

When he's not drinking blood (kidding!) he's drinking this
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Oh hey, Robert Pattinson, want some vodka?

In just a few short hours we'll be able to drool all over Robert Pattinson in the new Twilight film. And while most teenage fangirls would rather see R-Patz drink blood (that is what vampires do, right?), we'd rather see what he drinks off-screen. So what does he drink? Answer: everything most 26-year-old dudes drink. 

Vodka: This last week, Pattinson showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live perhaps a bit more tipsy than he should have been, and admitted to having some vodka backstage. He told Kimmel he felt like a clown in his too-big shoes, and that the vodka wasn't helping with his balance much. To which Kimmel replied: "That's why clowns don't get drunk." Was R-Patz blowing off some nerves? 

Water: Then Pattinson engaged in a water war with Kimmel. One can only assume he got a little bit of a taste when it was thrown in his face, right?

Whiskey and Soda: When he's not drinking vodka, he's reaching for the whiskey soda combination at the bar (newsflash: the guy likes to hang out in Brooklyn — take note, Twihards). 

Beer: Back during the K-Stew cheating debacle, Pattinson was seen drowning his sorrows in beer, with some fratty bros in Sydney. Hey, whatever works. 

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Wine: News reports say he likes to wine and dine with his now on-again (we think) girlfriend Kristen Stewart, but no one's quite sure what his particular wine of choice is. At least there's a R-Patz wine glass on Etsy to keep us cozy on a night in.