Alie and Georgia Can Ease Your Holiday Party Woes
The holidays are the “best” time of year, and the reason we just put “best” in quotes is because they can also be the most stressful and draining; that is, unless you have a few strategic tips from your pals Alie and Georgia to help you throw a holiday party that is shockingly fun and easy! Behold: our five most important parcels of advice, wrapped up in one sparkly article.
1. Menu Shortcuts are Your Friends
You’re having a holiday party. You have to roast a bird, carve a pumpkin, stuff a cornucopia, and somehow come up with an array of side dishes that will dazzle the palates of friends and family alike. Here’s the secret: Buy some stuff instead of making it. You heard us. When it comes to side dishes — like salads, bread, vegetable platters, or charcuterie — it is totally okay to enlist in a little help from your favorite restaurant or deli instead of chopping vegetables for hours before your guests arrive. Just place an order a few days ahead of time at your favorite bakery or deli and the morning of the party, pick up what you need. Or have anyone with a driver’s license and a vested interest in consuming food pick it up for you. Meanwhile, you can focus on setting the table, cooking up main dishes, basting the bird, and doing some off-key crooning to holiday classics.
2. Holiday Party vs. Holiday Kegger
We know that the holidays only come once a year (sure, for three months at a time), but don’t let that be a justification for throwing an all-out holiday bender. Everyone likes a good time and a bad reindeer sweater, but that doesn’t mean you need a holiday celebration stocked like a Kappa Kappa Santa frat party. Have plenty of ice on hand and serve some chilled beer, one spirit, and some wine, but buy more white than red since many guests come bearing a gift of red wine. Buying just one spirit will cut your beverage budget and you can offer a single signature cocktail like our Golden Ratio formula below. It’s easy to make single servings or a batch using a little multiplication, and a pitcher of a pre-mixed cocktail will prevent the excessively strong pours of the whiskey-and-cola set. In the same vein, serve some good non-alcoholic options like water, fruit sodas, and coffee. Because c’mon: party is a noun, and not a verb. You want your guests to have happy memories the next day, not a crippling hangover and a phone full of regrettable text messages.
This flawless recipe will delight and appropriately imbibe all of your holiday guests.
3. The glass is always greener
This is half amazing party tip, and half gripe: we love you, but lose the big red cups. You know the ones we’re talking about: the huge plastic beer cups that litter your hazy college memories. It’s so tempting to have them at your holiday soiree — they’re RED, you guys! — but you can add so much class by serving your drinks (be they cocktails or wine or fruit sodas) in a cute glass or even a jelly jar. Jelly jars are about $1 apiece and you can always re-use them to store leftovers or make DIY holiday gifts. Bonus: each guest can write their name in Sharpie on the glass to keep track of their drink, and the name scrubs off easily with soap and water.
We’re big fans of mood-setting, so a day or two before the party, rig up your computer to some speakers and pick a few stations on an internet radio station, like Spotify. Maybe start the gathering with some fun holiday music to get everyone happy with nostalgia, switch to more upbeat tunes for the height of the gathering, and wind down with chill instrumental for when your favorite friends stay late to chat over tea — and hopefully help you load the dishwasher.
5. Don’t neglect your own face
Our final tip has nothing to do with food and everything to do with pride. So many times, in the pre-party chaos, we’ve realized that guests are due to arrive in 15 minutes and we’re still make-up-less in an apron and topknot. So learn from our terrible Instagram photos: Give yourself time to get dressed. Work this into the pre-party plan. Take a break two hours before people arrive, take an hour to clean up, get dressed, and look fabulous. Then get back to party prep for the last hour. You deserve to feel wonderful at your own party, and the time you spend getting ready will save you hours of untagging yourself on social media down the line because you look like the lunch lady from 9th grade. Again: we speak from experience.
With that, go out and have the happiest of holidays! And feel free to invite us.
For guests that can take the heat and the sweet, shake up this delicious cocktail.
Don’t be alarmed by the name. This this blackberry cocktail is actually more so sweet than it is fierce toward your holiday guests!