A relationship status with Outback Steakhouse would be a relationship of lies. Sure, you're lured in by his promises of authenticity and sincerity. But a little social media stalking and about two months in, you'll see he was faking the accent the whole time.
Denny's is totally up for a good time. The problem is, Denny's has no idea how to relax. He is all over the place, trying to be too many things to too many people. He is never just focused on you, which is naturally why you usually only call on him when you’re drunk.
We ain't saying she's a gold digger, but you know, it isn't not all about the money with our girl Friday's. She'll come off as a casual gal at first, but suddenly you'll be handing over your card for superfluous purchases (and side dishes and desserts) you never had the intention of buying.
Chili's makes a fiery partner for sure, but one tango with this mistress and you'll be questioning everything you ever thought you stood for. It’s just too easy to go overboard with those ribs.
Applebee's is nice enough, but is wayyyy to concerned with pleasing everyone and far too needy. Like if you don't post a status update about the great time you had, he's questioning your loyalty to him.
P.F. Chang's is simply too snobby, and for no reason whatsoever. Yes, he's good looking, but the second he opens his mouth you know what a waste of energy he really is. He pretends like he knows it all, but in truth he is kind of sadly clueless.