Read Joan Rivers' Funniest Quotes About Food

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Lauren Gordon|

In honor of the late Joan Rivers, we pulled a collection together of some of her wittiest, funniest jokes all about food. We hope you can find some solace in these incredible zingers:

  1. "We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak."
     
  2. "My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks."
     
  3. "Is she fat? ... Her favorite food is seconds."
     
  4. "I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change."
     
  5. Peter Marshall: "Time Life Books calls it the most complex lump of matter known to man. What is it?"

    Joan Rivers: "My eggs Benedict!"

     

  6. "My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake."

     

  7.  "I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge."
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