Read Joan Rivers’ Funniest Quotes About Food

Joan Rivers passes away at 81 and leaves behind a legacy of funny jokes, some of the best being all about food
Joan’s Food Quotes
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Joan’s Food Quotes

In honor of the late Joan Rivers, we pulled a collection together of some of her wittiest, funniest jokes all about food.

We hope you can find some solace in these incredible zingers:

  1. “We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.”
     
  2. “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.”
     
  3. "Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds."
     
  4. “I take him to McDonald’s just to watch him eat and see the numbers change."
     
  5. Peter Marshall: “Time Life Books calls it the most complex lump of matter known to man. What is it?”

    Joan Rivers: “My eggs Benedict!”

     

  6. “My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake."

     

  7.  “I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.”
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