Cheetos Is Releasing a Makeup Bronzer and a $20,000 Gold Ring

Cheetos just released its first ever holiday gift guide including Cheetos bronzer, cufflinks, and a “cheesy” yellow gold ring
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Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone who’s notoriously hard to buy for? Look no further than Cheetos’ admittedly bizarre first-ever luxury holiday gift guide.

The online catalog features a deluge of Cheetos-themed wearables like Cheetos bronzer (for achieving that perfect orange, Jersey Shore-like glow), Cheesy cufflinks using an exact clay mold of Chester’s paw, Flamin’ Hot Pants (aka spandex leggings), and the dazzling Eye of the Cheetah 18-karat yellow gold ring, boasting a magnificent 4.7-carat orange sapphire for only $20,000.

You can also buy more thrifty items like a Chester onesie, Cheeteau perfume (which has already been released much to the olfactory dismay of the public), a tiny “bathing brief” for men, and Cheetos toilet “paw-per.”

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We would say that this sounds like an early April Fool’s Joke but the site looks legitimate, and the checkout actually works.