Dapper Coffee, a café in Singapore, created a bottle of “Unicorn Tears,” which does not contain any alcohol or caffeine but does have the color and luminosity of the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio. So, for $10 a bottle, you too can drink the bodily fluids of an imaginary creature.
It is supposedly sweet and tastes faintly of lemon, according to Cosmopolitan. Dapper Coffee won’t reveal exactly what the bottled stuff is made out of, insisting that it’s “100% tears of joy" from “Sparkles,” their pure-bred Mongolian Unicorn.
Well, at least they didn’t make the mythical creature cry of sadness.
This is just the latest colorful, glittery, ingestible product with a “unicorn” label slapped on it. But is it the last straw? Unicorn Tears seems to be a runaway success (at least on social media), so we may have to ride the unicorn-and-rainbow-themed edibles wave for a while longer.
I just found out I can drink unicorn tears and that is all I want
— Dinelle (@_dinelle) January 12, 2017
I drink unicorn tears to create a natural flawless highlighter on my skin.
— Ieuan's Daughter (@sushiieuan) December 24, 2016
i bought this unicorn tears drink Solely For the Aesthetic and . its so pretty pic.twitter.com/Pz1jzj5PjV
— rem! (@electroswings) December 19, 2016