If there’s one true star of the Easter basket candies, it’s the big guy: the chocolate Easter bunny. Adorably shaped, rich, milky, and delicious, the chocolate bunny sits in the center of every Easter basket, presiding over Easter eggs filled with marshmallow Peeps, fruit-flavored candies, nuts, and smaller, lesser chocolate beings.
While it may seem like plucking the candy eyes off an innocent chocolate bunny may indicate a sociopathic personality, you’re actually quite caring. You don’t want the poor bunny to see your destruction of its body.
Biting off the nose of your chocolate bunny is like a sweet cocoa kiss. Thus, you’re an affectionate, loving personality who immediately attracts others.
Your bunny may not be going places, but you certainly are! You aren’t afraid of biting into the most solid part of the bunny first and you’re not afraid of tackling adversity or taking on a challenge.
You’re a little bit quirky, aren’t you? While most chocolate bunny eaters go straight for the ears, you like to be a little different and bite off that milky cotton tail. You’re funny and fun to be around, and definitely aren’t above making a bunch of “bunny butt” jokes.
Break ‘Em Up
Burn it all to the ground — you smash your bunny and then eat the chunks of chocolate. You’re not the sentimental type and would rather get right down to business. Eating chocolate is quite serious, after all.
You Don’t Even Pay Attention
You don’t even see the form of a bunny in front of you; all you see is chocolate. Fruit snacks, sugar-based candies, and jelly beans are all fine and well, but chocolate is far and away your favorite sweet treat, so much so that you don’t care what shape it’s in — you just want it in your mouth.