# promotions

Police controlled crowds at McDonald’s units after thousands of fans were left without sauce
The Hangzhou restaurant offered bigger discounts to women with larger breasts
Anyone who dresses like a cow will get free food from Chick-fil-A for Cow Appreciation Day
Starbucks asked customers to bring their own cups, not basins
Now there’s really a reason to fight over taxi cabs this summer
Another restaurant has come up with a terrible free food promotion
McDonald’s is implementing a new limited promotion that will allow customers to buy two menu items for $2
A restaurant promotion says overweight guys, thin women eat free
Godzilla shochu comes in a porcelain action figure
Boys in select markets probably hiding under their beds